Ranting. ★
 

Words. To. Live. By.

 

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

 
heart-without-art-is-just-he:

STOPPING
 

Personality (by WRDBNR)
Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.